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yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed

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Yo mama so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

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Yo mama so old they have to have a fireman there every time she...

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Yo mama so lazy she has a stay-at-home job and still can't get to...

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Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

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Yo mama house so small when she dropped a Kleenex and had...

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Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon for a band-aid!

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Yo mama teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter!

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yo mama head so big they call her beany

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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

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Yo mama glasses so thick she burns ants with them.

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Yo mama so black she goes to funerals naked.

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yo mamma so skinny when she was walking down the street they...

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