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Brunette: My boyfriend has a dandruff problem so I gave him Head...

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3 men visit the mountain of wishes where they get what they wish...

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Why do women close their eyes when having sex? They can't stand to...

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A man entered a pun contest in the local newspaper. He sent in ten...

Answer 5

What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get the clock...

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What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper

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What is black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in...

Answer 8

You know you're slow when you have to speed up to stop.

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You might be a Cajun if jalapenos are the secret ingredient in...

Answer 10

God: Let there be light! Chuck Norris: Say please.

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Yo mama so stupid she yelled into the mailbox to send a voicemail.

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Yo mama so fat the picture I took for her last Christmas is still...

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Yo mama so ugly the only time she can go out is on Halloween but...

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Answer 15

Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Karl Marx: It was a historical...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jerry Seinfeld: Why does...

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Mother: I just found an S&M magazine in Little Johnny's closet!...

Answer 19

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken...