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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, what the heck was this chicken doing walking all over the place anyway?

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