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You know you're addicted to video games when you've been shot...

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Mimes are thinking outside of the box when it comes to their job.

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Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed the spellcheck.

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Can vampires donate blood?

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Actors may be the ones on the stage, but the techs shine brighter.

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If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

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why is justin bieber so amazing? because

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Why is there an L in NOEL?

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Why do I watch basketball? To find out who the next member of the...

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What is the best way to tune a banjo? With wirecutters.

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAA!

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...

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How do you confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him.

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What is in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The captain's log

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