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Did you hear about the blonde who lost half her brain? Her husband...

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Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won...

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You might be a redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

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Brunette: My boyfriend has a dandruff problem so I gave him Head...

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Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? She...

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A man was walking on a beach and saw a girl with no arms or legs...

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A blonde walks into a doctor's office. "Doctor, what's wrong with...

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go!

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Yo mama so fat the picture I took for her last Christmas is still...

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What's the first thing a blonde hears in the morning? "See ya!"

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God: Let there be light! Chuck Norris: Say please.

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Knock knock Who's there? Annoying English teacher. Annoying...

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Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers ; )

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Yo mama so ugly the only time she can go out is on Halloween but...

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An old lady wanted me to check her balance so I pushed her over

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Microsoft Works

Answer 19

Yo mama so fat it takes her an hour to fit through a door!

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Yo mama so stupid she yelled into the mailbox to send a voicemail.