Answer 1

Yo mama so grouchy the McDonald's she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Answer 2

Yo mama so old she went to an antique shop and they wouldn't let her leave.

Answer 3

Yo mama so stupid she sold the house to pay the mortgage.

Answer 4

Yo mama so dumb she got fired from a blow job.

Answer 5

Yo mama like a hockey player -- she only showers after three periods!

Answer 6

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Answer 7

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Answer 8

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER!

Answer 9

Yo mama has such a big mouth she speaks in Surround Sound.

Answer 10

Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles she slows down traffic.

Answer 11

Yo mama so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Answer 12

Yo mama's lips so big Chap Stick had to make a spray.

Answer 13

Yo mama so hairy when she was having a baby he died of rug burn!

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Yo mama so ugly your father takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!

Answer 15

Yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.

Answer 16

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say "is it Halloween already?"

Answer 17

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Answer 18

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone!

Answer 19

Yo mama so poor I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette... yo mom said "who turned off the lights?"

Answer 20

Yo mama so self-absorbed she sleeps on paper towels!

Answer 21

Yo mama so old she's got Jesus's beeper number!

Answer 22

Yo mama breath so bad when she went to the basement all the rats passed out.

Answer 23

Yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.

Answer 24

Yo mama teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up!

Answer 25

Yo mama so fat she went swimming in the ocean and all the blue whales started singing "we are family, even though you fatter than me!"

Answer 26

Yo mama so fat it takes her an hour to fit through a door!

Answer 27

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

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Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 29

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 30

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

Answer 31

Yo mamas pussy so tight, ain't NO way youtube came outta there you...