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Jane: My short-term memory is very bad! Tom: How bad is it? Jane:...

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Knock knock Who's there? Judo Judo who? Judo know what the hell...

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If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?

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Jack: I just shafted my girlfriend in the elevator. Harry: Dude,...

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The other day I received some sad news. A good friend of mine was...

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There is a 4-story house. On the top floor is a crazy woman who...

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Teacher: What comes after 69? Essex Girl: Duh! You wash your face...

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Boss: We're very keen on cleanliness at this company. Did you wipe...

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You know you're trailer trash when your idea of loading the...

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Condom slogan: Cover your stump before you hump

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I'm fairly certain "YOLO" is "Carpe Diem" for stupid people!

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Why are people not allowed to run outside naked but naked statues...