Airport jokes

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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How do you know it's midnight at an American airport?
When you see the 8:00 pm flights taking off.

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Aviation jokes

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The probability of survival is proportional to the angle of arrival.

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How many parachutes do we have?

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Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

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Airplane jokes

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Accident jokes

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"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my...