Aviation jokes

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It's easy to make a small fortune in aviation. You start with a large fortune...

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Take-offs are optional. Landings are mandatory!

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The probability of survival is proportional to the angle of arrival.

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Airport jokes

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How do you know it's midnight at an American airport? When you see...

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How many parachutes do we have?

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Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

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Airplane jokes

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Accident jokes

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"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my...