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What do you call a car crash when someone did it on purpose?
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"I had a bad accident. I had the right of way but the other guy had the truck!"
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A study has found one-way streets are far safer to drive in. People only crash into you from one direction!
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Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
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Be safe... 80% of people are caused by accidents.
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"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming like the passengers in his car did!"
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