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What happened when a UTEP football player transferred to ASU?
The average SAT score for both schools increased.
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What do you get when you drive by ASU?
A degree
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What does it say at the bottom of every ASU diploma?
Always ask "Would you like fries with that?"
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What do you get when you put 32 Arizona State cheerleaders together in the same room?
A full set of teeth
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How do you get an ASU cheerleader in your dorm room?
Grease up her hips and push really hard!
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Why can't most ASU players get in a huddle on the field?
It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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Did you hear the ASU library burned down?
Saddest part was half the books weren't colored in yet!
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Why do ASU fans smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too!
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How many Arizona State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a senior course.
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Why doesn't ASU have ice on the sidelines?
The guy with the recipe graduated.
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What do you call a person from ASU in a three-piece suit?
The defendant
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What's the difference between a litter of puppies and ASU fans?
Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining!
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Why will you never find a nativity scene on the campus of asu?
Impossible to find three wise men and a virgin!
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What do Geico Insurance and asu have in common?
So easy a Caveman can do it!
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Why did asu go to AstroTurf in asu stadium?
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during games!
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How do you get an asu alum off your porch?
Pay for the pizza!
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