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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? To go to high school

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Teacher: I hope I didn't just see you looking at Johnny's...

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Nursing: Learning to save people's lives while struggling not to...

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How do you get an asu alum off your porch? Pay for the pizza!

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PUPIL: Teacher, is there life after death? TEACHER: Why do you...

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I lost it while I was fighting this kid who said you weren't the...

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Student: How's your history paper coming? Friend: Well, my history...

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What is an educated hole in the wall? A wisecrack

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An Engineering Major asks "How does it work?" A Science Major asks...

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Jeremy: But, officer, I am a college graduate. Police Officer:...

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Did you hear about the homeschooling mom who talked to...

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How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

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How many Princeton students does it take to change a light...

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Tommy answered the Kentucky State frat house phone. The voice said...

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Dawn of the planet of Obama care.

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