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Dental Hygienist: Something to do 'til you get knocked up.

Answer 2

English: So you want to be a teacher?

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Creative Writing: Because job security is for pussies!

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Philosophy: Would you like fries with that?

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Art History: And you thought MAKING art was pointless!

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Premed: "I'll probably switch majors in a couple years."

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Film: Forks on the left, knives on the right.

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Photography: It's worth a shot.

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Political Science: Your opinion is wrong!

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Criminal Justice: We're here because of Law & Order reruns.

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Accounting: Selling your soul for money.

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Music Performance: If you don't hate yourself you're doing it wrong.

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Chemistry: Where alcohol is a solution...

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Information Technology: Let me google that for you!

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Anthropology: It'll get you laid but it won't get you paid!

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Nursing: Learning to save people's lives while struggling not to take your own!

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Jeremy: But, officer, I am a college graduate. Police Officer:...

Answer 18

An Engineering Major asks "How does it work?" A Science Major asks...

Answer 19

How do you get an asu alum off your porch? Pay for the pizza!

Answer 20

How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

Answer 21

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light...