Answer 1

Why was the cannibal student expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher.

Answer 2

A student taking a philosophy class had just one question on his final exam: "What is courage?" He wrote: "This," signed it, and handed it in.

Answer 3

Answer 4

Your kid may be an honors student but you're still an idiot!

Answer 5

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
About 3,000 miles

Answer 6

Student: How's your history paper coming?
Friend: Well, my history professor suggested I use the internet for research and it’s been very helpful.
Student: Really?
Friend: Yes. So far I've found 23 people who sell them.

Answer 7

Jeremy: But, officer, I am a college graduate. Police Officer:...

Answer 8

Nursing: Learning to save people's lives while struggling not to...

Answer 9

How do you get an asu alum off your porch? Pay for the pizza!

Answer 10

Did you hear about the homeschooling mom who talked to...

Answer 11

How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb? Three....