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Teacher: Use the word 'lettuce' in a sentence.
Pupil: Let us out of school early!
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The parents were very disappointed in their son's grades. "The only consolation I can find in these terrible grades," the father said sorrowfully "is that I know my son never cheated during his exams."
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Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
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Where do you find tall teachers?
In a high school
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As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools!
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Father: How were the test questions?
Son: They were easy.
Father: Then why the sad face?
Son: The questions didn't give me trouble - the answers did!
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Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper, didn't you?
Student: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says 'I don't know' and on yours you put 'Me, neither'!
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Teacher: What are 3 reasons the world is round?
Student: My dad says so, my mom says so and you say so!
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Son: I'm not ever going back to school.
Father: Why not?
Son: The teacher doesn't know anything. All she does is ask questions!
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Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.
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What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mother's day?
The school bus
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Teacher: Should you have any questions during the exam just raise your hand. That should cause enough blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.
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Why did a teacher draw a dot on the floor for his students?
He wanted to illustrate a point.
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Why did the teacher jump into the lake?
She wanted to test the waters.
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Teacher: What's a comet?
Student: A star with a tail.
Teacher: Can you name one?
Student: Mickey Mouse.
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All work and no play is the average school day.
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
To go to high school
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