Answer 1

How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

Answer 2

How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. But the guitarist has to show him first.

Answer 3

What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car?
He breaks the window to get the bass player out.

Answer 4

What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car?
He breaks the window to get the bass player out.

Answer 5

Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...

Answer 6

What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...

Answer 7

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...

Answer 8

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"

Answer 9

What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King...