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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
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How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
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What do violas and lawsuits have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
Sit in the back and don't play.
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Why do viola players spend a lot of time standing outside houses?
They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
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What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.
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