Answer 1

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.

Answer 2

What's better than a dozen roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.

Answer 3

What has lots of keys but can't open any doors?
A piano

Answer 4

Why doesn't the piano work?
Because it only knows how to play.

Answer 5

Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard?
He was playing by ear.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...

Answer 8

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...

Answer 9

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"

Answer 10

What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King...