Answer 1

"Big Fart" by Hugh Jass

Answer 2

"How to be a Con Artist" by E.Z. Money

Answer 3

"Jewish Egotists" by Chaim Wonderful

Answer 4

"Money Management" by Owen Cash

Answer 5

"What Geologists Study" by Roxanne Minerals

Answer 6

"You're Kidding" by Shirley U. Jest

Answer 7

Parachute Jumping by Con Descending

Answer 8

Skimpy Blouses by Seymour Tit

Answer 9

"Why Cars Stop" by M.T. Tank

Answer 10

"It's a Shocker" by Alec Tricity

Answer 11

"Uninteresting Road Signs" by Bill Bored

Answer 12

"Why do People Avoid Me?" by B.O. Problem

Answer 13

"Archery" by Beau N. Arrow

Answer 14

"Make Up Your Mind" by Dee Side

Answer 15

"Highway Travel" by Dusty Rhodes

Answer 16

"To be Honest" by Frank Lee

Answer 17

"The Source of Electricity" by Jenny Rator

Answer 18

"Hockey for Grandparents" by Jerry Hattrick

Answer 19

"Unemployed" by Anita Job

Answer 20

"I Lost My Balance" by Eileen Dover

Answer 21

"Take this Job and Shove It!" by Ike Witt

Answer 22

"The Garden State" by Ida Hoe

Answer 23

"I Didn't Do It!" by Ivan Alibi

Answer 24

"Athletic Supporter" by Jacques Strap

Answer 25

"I Need Insurance" by Justin Case

Answer 26

"Almost Missed the Bus" by Justin Time

Answer 27

"Smoker's Cough" by Nick O'Teen

Answer 28

"Foot Problems of Lumberjacks" by Paul Bunion

Answer 29

"Parachuting" by Hugo First

Answer 30

Church Chanting by Hal Aluya

Answer 31

Underground Tunnels by Sue Err

Answer 32

Getting Fit by Jim Nastics

Answer 33

Twerking and Selfie were just added to the dictionary. Future and...

Answer 34

What vegetables to librarians like? Quiet peas!

Answer 35

Teacher: This homework appears to be in your father's...

Answer 36

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Answer 37