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Church Chanting by Hal Aluya

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If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What vegetables to librarians like? Quiet peas!

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Teacher: This homework appears to be in your father's...

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J.R. Tolkien enjoyed writing fairy tales so much it became a Hobbit...

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Dad: You can't be buying all these toys. Do you think money grows...

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Twerking and Selfie were just added to the dictionary. Future and...

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What is brown, wrinkled and lives in the bell tower? The lunchbag...

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Why did the librarian slip on the library floor? She was in the...

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Why is Piglet so smelly? He plays with Pooh.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer

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If Harry Potter's so magical you'd think he know how to fix his...

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"When I die I'm going to donate my body to science fiction."

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Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson. He brought...

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How many publishers does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

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Woman: I've got a big problem, doctor. When we're in bed and my...

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