Answer 1

Why does a bride always smile as she's walking down the aisle at her wedding?
No more blow jobs.

Answer 2

Why does the bride always wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the stove and refrigerator.

Answer 3

What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."

Answer 4

"My girlfriend is good at keeping secrets. We were engaged for 4...

Answer 5

"I didn't always have money. At one time I didn't know where my...

Answer 6

"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage. He said...

Answer 7

A honeymoon couple checks into a hotel and ask for a suite....