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How do you know your marriage won't last long?
Your bride brings a date to the wedding.
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Two televisions got married. The wedding was awful but the reception was great!
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What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers?
A wedding
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What is a shotgun wedding?
A case of wife or death.
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"I took 2 marriage vows at my wedding:  silence and poverty!"
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What is the longest sentence in the English language?
"I do."

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