Answer 1

A daughter announced her engagement to her father. "Does this guy have any money?" The daughter replied "Oh daddy, you men are all alike! That's exactly what he asked me about you."

Answer 2

Rhonda: If we get engaged will you give me a ring? Steve: Of course! What's your phone number again?

Answer 3

Why is an engagement ring like a tourniquet to a bachelor?
It stops his circulation.

Answer 4

"My girlfriend is good at keeping secrets. We were engaged for 4 months before I knew about it!"

Answer 5

What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."

Answer 6

Why does the bride always wear white? So the dishwasher matches...

Answer 7

"I didn't always have money. At one time I didn't know where my...

Answer 8

"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage. He said...

Answer 9

A honeymoon couple checks into a hotel and ask for a suite....