Answer 1

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
De-calfinated

Answer 2

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.

Answer 3

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A laughing stock.

Answer 4

Where do milkshakes come from?
Nervous cows

Answer 5

"My first attempt at milking a cow was an udder disaster!"

Answer 6

Why don't cows ever have any money?
The farmers milk them dry!

Answer 7

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er

Answer 8

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake

Answer 9

How do cows entertain themselves?
They rent moo-vies.

Answer 10

Why do cows like being told jokes?
They like being amoosed!

Answer 11

What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers

Answer 12

Where do cows go on holiday?
Moo York

Answer 13

What did the cow who crossed the road say to the other cow who didn't?
"Chicken!"

Answer 14

What do you use to count cows?
A cowculator

Answer 15

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud

Answer 16

What do you call poop that comes from a bull? BULLSHIT

Answer 17

How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator

Answer 18

Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.

Answer 19

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

Answer 20

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot