Cow jokes - Pardon My Ego

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What do you call a cow that twitches?
Beef jerky.

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Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!

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What kind of coffee does a cow who just gave birth drink?
Decalf

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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef

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What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck

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If a cow laughs does milk come out of its nose?

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Milking a cow is easy. Any jerk can do it!

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To err is human, to moo bovine.

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What do you get from a cow with a split personality?
Half and half

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Do cows have calf muscles?

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How does a cow add and subtract?
With a cowculator

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