Answer 1

A woman saw her husband with a fly swatter in the kitchen.

Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Hunting flies.
Wife: Did you kill any?
Husband: 3 male and 2 female.
Wife (curious): How can you tell?
Husband: 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.

Answer 2

Man: God, why did you make women so beautiful?
God: So you would love them.
Man: But why did you make her so dumb?
God: So she would love you.

Answer 3

If a man speaks in a forest and no woman hears him is he still wrong?

Answer 4

Scientists have just discovered something that does the work of five men:  a woman.

Answer 5

What a woman says: This place is a mess. C'mon! You and I need to...

Answer 6

A woman loves Santa. On Christmas when Santa comes. The woman...

Answer 7

They are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous...

Answer 8

T-Shirt: Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep!

Answer 9

What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a...