Clean Husband jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
edited by MC Jester

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit noxious fumes, and half the time don't work.

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My husband has a split personality. I hate both of them!

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T-Shirt: Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep!

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