Clean Divorce jokes - Pardon My Ego

12 Jokes

1 like 0 dislike

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

Shared by a contributor

1 like 0 dislike

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are 4 ways you can lose your house.

Shared by Argo

1 like 0 dislike

What is the best way to save a marriage?
Get some price quotes from divorce lawyers!

Shared by Jokester

1 like 0 dislike

Husband: What would you like for your 40th birthday? A diamond necklace? A Jaguar?
Wife: No, I want a divorce.
Husband: I wasn't planning on spending that much!

Shared by a contributor

0 like 0 dislike

The definition of divorce: the future tense of marriage.

Shared by a contributor

0 like 0 dislike

Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

Shared by a contributor

0 like 0 dislike

Why do divorced men get married again?
Bad memory

Shared by a contributor

Your joke

Related jokes

73 jokes

Divorce jokes

Requested in Relationships & Family by JustMe

18 jokes

Clean Wife jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor

"My wife has more than kept her girlish figure... She's doubled it!"

4 jokes

Clean Relationship jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor

They are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous...

7 jokes

Clean Husband jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

T-Shirt: Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep!

39 jokes

Clean Marriage jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe

What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a...