Cold jokes

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Yo mama so stupid when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

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Which runs faster... hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch cold.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Stu
Stu who?
Stu cold out here! Let me in!

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Rainbow jokes

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What bow can't be tied? A rainbow

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Rain jokes

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? He wanted to be a polyunsaturated.

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Season jokes

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What season is it when you're on a trampoline? Spring-time

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Hurricane jokes

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Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.

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Weather jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by NumeroOcho

If the weather man says there's a 50% chance of rain does that...