Answer 1

What is poverty?
Economic security

Answer 2

Capitalism is based on the theory you can win the game.
Communism is based on the theory you can break even.
Myticism is based on the theory you can quit the game.

Answer 3

How many supply-siders does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

Answer 4

How many supply-siders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the government would just leave it alone it would screw itself in!

Answer 5

Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

Answer 6

What would economics be without assumptions?
Accounting

Answer 7

Why did God invent economists?
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Answer 8

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Answer 9

A study of economics will typically reveal the best time to buy anything is last year.

Answer 10

Why do banks leave the doors to the vault open but chain the pens...

Answer 11

When you put "THE" and "IRS" together it forms "THEIRS."....

Answer 12

What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything

Answer 13

Why do some accountants become actuaries? They find bookkeeping...

Answer 14

If at first you don't succeed then maybe you just suck!