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Flower jokes

  
Requested in Society & Nature by Jokester
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Did you like Flower.com?
Not at first but it grew on me.
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What kind of flowers grow in outer space?
Sunflowers
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What kind of flower do you have between your nose and your chin?
Tulips
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What do you send a sick florist?
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What kind of children do florists have?
Either budding geniuses or blooming idiots!
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If all automobiles in the country were pink what would we have?
A pink carnation

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