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Why didn't the dendrochronologist get married?
He just dated trees.
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What was the constipated lumberjack's problem?
A log jam
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When a tree needs to move it packs up its trunk and leaves.
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Two trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A smaller tree begins growing between them.
Beech tree: Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?
Birch tree: I can't tell.
A woodpecker then lands on the sapling...
Birch tree: Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree...
Woodpecker: It's neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. However, it is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!
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What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber
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I had a TV Show about trees but it got axed.
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