Fruit jokes

Requested in Cooking & Food by MC Jester
edited by MC Jester

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Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do bananas use sunscreen?
Because they peel.

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Why did the guy go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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Banana: "Knock, Knock."
Orange: "Who's there?"
Banana: "Banana."
Orange: "Banana who?"
Banana: "Knock, Knock."
Orange: "Who's there?"
Banana: "Banana."
Orange: "Banana who?"
Banana: "Knock, Knock."
Orange: "Who's there?"
Banana: "Orange"
Orange: "Orange who?"
Banana: "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!"

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When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you're eating a watermelon.

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