Hitler jokes - Pardon My Ego

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
There's gas in your shower
Because you're a Jew

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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.

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Who was the most well-known Jewish cook?
Hitler

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Hitler said "Pass the Juice" Not "Gas the Jews"!

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How did Hitler tie his shoe laces?
In little Nazis

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Hitler produced a book while he was alive- it was a cooking book. only had one page though; all it said was "Step 1: Turn On The Gas."

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