Army jokes

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A sergeant addressed a squad of 20 saying "I have an easy job for the laziest man here. Raise your hand if you are the laziest." 19 men raised their hands. The sergeant asked the other man "why didn't you raise your hand?" The private replied "Too much trouble, sir."

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How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
Don't worry... he'll tell you.

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Jack: Why did you go AWOL?
Will: My sergeant kept telling everyone "fire at Will!"

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Why did the Army soldiers tire so quickly?
They were wearing fatigues.

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