Marine jokes

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How many US Marines does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to push the big red button... Oh Shit!!

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How many US Marines does it take to change a light bulb?
50. One to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him!

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Why does the Navy put Marines on their ships?
Because sheep would be too obvious.

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