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How many mafia guys does it take to change a light bulb?
...you gotta problem with the light bulb!?
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Just one. To slam the car trunk shut.
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What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized.
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How do you know if a Pole is at a cockfight?
He's the one with a duck.
How do you know if an Italian is there?
He bets on the duck.
How do you know if the Mafia is there?
The duck wins.
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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness!
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Why do wise guy and wise man mean totally different things?
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how can you insult the mafia?
call them gangsters.
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