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A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.

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Time Travel to be Discovered Next Year

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A shipment of Viagra was high-jacked today. Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals. Once convicted, they will face a stiff sentence and surely be sent to a Penal Institution.

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Corduroy pillows... They're making headlines!

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Filing cabinets, document folders and label machines stolen. Believed to be the work of organized crime...

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Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

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Deaf-Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing

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Suicidal Twin Kills Sister by Mistake

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Police Station Toilet Stolen - The cops have nothing to go on.

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Air Head Fired

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Man Steals Clock, Faces Time.

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