Answer 1

Where did the Egyptian mummy go to get its back fixed?
The Cairopractor!

Answer 2

How do you know when a mummy is tense?
They're all wound up.

Answer 3

What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Wrap

Answer 4

Why was the Egyptian girl so worried?
Her daddy was a mummy.

Answer 5

Why do mummies make great spies?
They are good at keeping things under wraps.

Answer 6

Why did the mummy call the doctor?
He was coffin.

Answer 7

Why do mummies have so few friends?
They're all wrapped up in themselves.

Answer 8

What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!

Answer 9

Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed the spellcheck.

Answer 10

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

Answer 11

What happened when Dracula broke up with his girlfriend? They...

Answer 12

Do zombies like being dead? Of corpse