Answer 1

Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed the spellcheck.

Answer 2

Can vampires donate blood?

Answer 3

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

Answer 4

Why couldn't the skeleton tell a joke? Answer: He left his funny...

Answer 5

What kind of ships do vampires have? Blood vessels

Answer 6

What happened when Dracula broke up with his girlfriend? They...

Answer 7

Do zombies like being dead? Of corpse

Answer 8

Why is the letter 'G' so scary? It turns a host into a ghost.

Answer 9

Why do mummies have so few friends? They're all wrapped up in...

Answer 10

Why can't Frankenstein have children? His nuts are in his neck!

Answer 11

What do you call a scary chicken? A poultrygeist

Answer 12

What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!

Answer 13

Mother: Never, never take candy from strangers. Johnny: You're...

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Answer 15

What did the corpse's mom do when her son acted up? Ground him

Answer 16

How do you know a corpse is angry? It flips its lid!