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Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
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What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Vampire 1: I once went so long without fresh blood I nearly died.
Vampire 2: How awful!
Vampire 1: Yes, luckily I found some in the neck of time.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
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What did the mother vampire say to the baby vampire?
"You're driving me batty!"
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How do girl vampires flirt?
They bat their eyes.
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What did the vampire say to his dentist?
Fangs very much
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What kind of ships do vampires have?
Blood vessels
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