Clean Halloween jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe
edited by MC Jester

4 Jokes

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What streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends

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What did the flea and bird say on Halloween?
Tick or Tweet

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How do you know when the windows are scared?
They shudder.

Shared by Argo

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Mother: Never, never take candy from strangers.
Johnny: You're saying I have to stay home on Halloween?!

Shared by Argo

7 jokes

Clean Ghost jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor

Why is the letter 'G' so scary? It turns a host into a ghost.

8 jokes

Clean Vampire jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor

What kind of ships do vampires have? Blood vessels

19 jokes

Clean Knock Knock jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo

Knock knock Who's there? Lionel Lionel who? Lionel get you nowhere...

6 jokes

Clean Children jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by MEl1a

What did the can say to the can opener? You make me flip my lid!

16 jokes

Knock Knock jokes for Kids

Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe

Knock knock Who's there? Thermos Thermos who? Thermos be a better...