Scary Jokes

Requested in Misc. Themes by a contributor
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What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray!

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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare

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Yo mama so scary she killed Freddy Krueger in his own dreams.

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What do you call a scary chicken?
A poultrygeist

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Demon jokes

Requested in Entertainment & Arts by Argo

What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!

7 jokes

Clean Ghost jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor

Why is the letter 'G' so scary? It turns a host into a ghost.

4 jokes

Clean Halloween jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe

Mother: Never, never take candy from strangers. Johnny: You're...

8 jokes

Clean Vampire jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor

What kind of ships do vampires have? Blood vessels

2 jokes

Corpse jokes

Requested in Entertainment & Arts by MC Jester

How do you know a corpse is angry? It flips its lid!