Answer 1

Why is an engagement ring like a tourniquet to a bachelor?
It stops his circulation.

Answer 2

Jennifer: My feelings towards him changed so I broke off the engagement.
Rhonda: So why are you still wearing his ring?
Jennifer: Well, my feelings for the ring haven't changed.

Answer 3

How did the telephone get married?
In a double ring ceremony

Answer 4

What is alimony? Funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily...

Answer 5

"I didn't always have money. At one time I didn't know where my...

Answer 6

What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."

Answer 7

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's...

Answer 8

"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage. He said...