Answer 1

Priest: I don't think you'll ever find another man like your late husband.
Woman: Well, I sure as hell won't be looking for one!

Answer 2

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
No. He's dead!

Answer 3

Husband: Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes...

Answer 4

How did the telephone get married? In a double ring ceremony

Answer 5

What is alimony? Funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily...

Answer 6

"I didn't always have money. At one time I didn't know where my...

Answer 7

What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."