Answer 1

A man explains to his friends "I used to to not get along with my mother-in-law. Over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut."

Answer 2

Man: My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.
Friend: How is she now?
Man: She's fine but the dog died.

Answer 3

When do you have mixed feelings?
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Answer 4

Both your attorney and your mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building. You only have time to save one of them.

Do you...
a) have lunch
or
b) go to a movie?

Answer 5

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

Answer 6

You can rearrange the letters in "Mother in Law" to spell "Woman Hitler." Coincidence?

Answer 7

Wife: There are five men outside beating up my mother! Aren't you going to help?
Husband: No. Five should be enough.

Answer 8

What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Answer 9

"After several years of marriage, I've finally developed an attachment for my mother-in-law. It fits over her mouth."

Answer 10

Did you hear about the mother-in-law of the weatherman?
She was fair to meddling.

Answer 11

"They say every woman has her price. Well, I've got a mother-in-law you can have cheap!"

Answer 12

"I heard some upsetting news. Last week my mother-in-law was dangerously ill. Now I hear she's dangerously well again."

Answer 13

Husband: Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes ago.
Wife: Why are you just telling me now?
Husband: Because I couldn't stop laughing!

Answer 14

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's...

Answer 15

Wife: I'm back from the beauty shop. Husband: I take it they were...

Answer 16

Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that...

Answer 17

Girl: So what are you doing today? Guy: Your mom.

Answer 18

How did the telephone get married? In a double ring ceremony