Answer 1

Harry's wife bought some new expensive cosmetics to make her look years younger. She applied the "miracle" products for what seemed ages...

Wife: Honey, what age would you honestly say I am?
Harry: I would say, from your skin 20, your hair 18, and your figure 25.
Wife: Oh, stop!
Harry: Wait a sec. I haven't added them up yet.

Answer 2

Wife: I'm back from the beauty shop.
Husband: I take it they were closed?

Answer 3

Answer 4

Husband: Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes...

Answer 5

"I didn't always have money. At one time I didn't know where my...

Answer 6

What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."

Answer 7

"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage. He said...