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Did you hear about the statistician who was thrown in jail?
He now has zero degrees of freedom.
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According to a survey of 100 people, 33 of them say they participate in surveys.
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According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority.
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There is no truth to the allegation that statisticians are mean; they are just your standard normal deviates.
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Do you know the latest stats joke?
Probably
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Statistics show every 2 minutes a new statistic is created.
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Did you hear about the statistician who took the Dale Carnegie course?
His confidence improved from .95 to .99.
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43.8% of statistics are meaningless!
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Half the people you know are below average.
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Statisticians do it with models.
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