Answer 1

Did you hear about the new Woody Allen movie?
It's "Honey, I Married the Kids"

Answer 2

What is Woody Allen's only objection to having an Oriental lover?
An hour after he screws her, he's horny again!

Answer 3

Did you hear about the new Marilyn Monroe stamp? When you lick it...

Answer 4

Charlie agreed to a restraining order of 300 yards from Denise...

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"You should have seen the Christmas cards I got this year. I got...

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Knock knock Who's there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock...

Answer 7

why is justin bieber so amazing? because