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God: Let there be light! Chuck Norris: Say please.

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why is justin bieber so amazing? because

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Why do I watch basketball? To find out who the next member of the...

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How did Liberaces asshole get burned? By extinguishing his candelabra.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 28-year-olds? Because there were 20...

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What's pink, soft, and never moves? Stephen Hawking's slippers.

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Did you hear Danica Patrick was arrested for drugs? They found...

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Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead his act is still...

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Charlie agreed to a restraining order of 300 yards from Denise...

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What did Dale Earnhardt and Hitler have in common? They both...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mae West: I invited it to come...

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Knock knock Who's there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock...

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Did you hear about the new Marilyn Monroe stamp? When you lick it...

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A lion wouldn't cheetah on its mate. But a Tiger Wood.

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What is Woody Allen's only objection to having an Oriental lover?...

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What is the official website address of O.J.? Slash, Slash,...

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What is the definition of wicker box? What Elmer Fudd wants to do...

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What do Lance Armstrong and Tony Montana have in common? They're...

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What do you get when you cross a pot-smoking draft dodger with a...

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What was Ronald Reagan's last movie called? Partial Recall